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My dad and I made this fishtank for my mum for Christmas a few years ago with dollhouse furniture. I thought it was pretty rad
i cant believe your mom is a fish
this is the funniest post on tumblr
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the signs, yo
Aries: Funniest rants, trust me; Seems like a badass, but they’re harmless until you seriously piss them off; Do not piss them off, their limits are usually reasonable and they will fight you; Unafraid to act, especially to defend you; Always thinking about what’s coming up next; Great at starting projects they never completely finish; Sincere friends.
Taurus: Big, sweet cow eyes; Honestly just hug them and never let go, it’ll be the best decision you ever make; Warm aura; They’ll embarrass themselves, but it’s endearing instead of cringe-worthy; Calm presence; Naturally reserved, but they will let you in if you genuinely care; Unintentionally funny; Some quality of theirs makes people look up to them.
Gemini: They try so hard, bless their hearts; Cutest clothes; One of you is going to have a crush on the other; Awkward in a way that makes tension disappear; Unintentionally attracts trouble; It doesn’t occur to them to not put up with your shit; Not very considerate to your emotions unless they’re helping you with a specific issue; Super passionate about their fandoms and interests; Someone you can always talk to.
Cancer: Fucking dweebs that will laugh over the most bizarre things; Will always love you; Messy; They genuinely want you to do your best; They deeply care about all of their friends, too; Give great hugs; Take everything personally and fully invest themselves; They might get too wrapped up in something that doesn’t seem important to you, but just be patient with them, they’re worth it.
Leo: Simultaneously the most self-absorbed and caring people; Lucious locks; So intimidating, but it’s all a big, fat lie if you’re friends; Would kill for you; Childish and immature; Can actually be very practical minded; Really wants you to like them, but they’re not going to try hard for your approval; Let them have the last word because they’re going to have it eventually.
Virgo: Sad eyes that know the dark secrets of the world; They don’t feel in control, yet they try to be; Organized and methodical; Outwardly cynical (but they secretly hope for the best); If you meet their standards, consider yourself lucky; Big sister who will always help you with your problems; Feels most comfortable in a dark movie theater; Listen to them because they know what they’re talking about; Surprisingly patient.
Libra: They have a story for everything; Loves to go out with their loved ones; They spend a lot of time thinking over ideas and concepts; DILF; Lifelong friend that you can always turn to; Confidence booster; Can be surprisingly selfish sometimes; Indecisive as fuck; They’re going to win you over before you even realise it; Silently judgemental, but this doesn’t mean they take sides.
Scorpio: 10/10 would bang; Could destroy you effortlessly; Lifelong struggle bus ticket holder; Romantic love is not their strong suit; Darkly magnetic; Shared looks and inside jokes will be abundant when you hang out; Do not fuck with their friends; I repeat: do not fuck with their friends; seriously; avoid this at all costs; These are the type of people who will burn your house down and steal your boyfriend; If you fuck them over, they will cut ties forever, even if they still love you.
Sagittarius: They’re best friend material; Lots and lots of friends but few close friends; Attractive/ Magnetic; You’re going to find yourself thinking about them later; Can go literally anywhere and fit in; Histrionic; Will not put up with your bullshit at all; They seem like an open book, but this is not the case at all; Take themselves a little too seriously; More loyal than you could ask for.
Capricorn: Sassy as hell; Sarcasm actually flows through their veins; You will admire them; Always seemingly stable; They have the soundest advice; Tend to think they’re always right, and they aren’t exactly wrong about that; If they love you, it’s true; Good listeners and friends; Grouchy is their default emotion; Lowkey SUPER competitive, just let them win because they will literally never let it go ever.
Aquarius: You will fall in love with them, even if it doesn’t last; They’re going to make you laugh; They try to be forgiving creatures; Lowkey super stubborn about things they believe to be right; Really, really good at one area of expertise; Detail oriented; Highly sexual beings; They downplay their emotions; It’s hard to completely understand what they’re thinking about unless they explicitly tell you; Trust their gut because they’re going to be right.
Pisces: Hug them, please, they’ll really appreciate it; They’re probably going to fall in love with you, too; Trusting and trustworthy; Watch what you say around them because they’re very sensitive; Encourage them to trust their intuition more; They’ll be able to understand your feelings more deeply than any of the other signs; Insecure but so, so, so worthy; Would die for you; Sneaky; Need a favor? Call this babe.
Me asfuck
Cancer ganggggg
wow… they’re so right about Sagittarius
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well it took me about 2 seconds to reblog this
oh my god chills
this is the theme that plays during the final battle scene climax of the movie of my life
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time to relax
JESUS FUCKING CHRIST
I JUST WENT THROUGH MY LIKES SO I COULD FIND THIS AND REBLOG IT AGAIN
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70 cute questions ... go ahead
- 01: Do you have a good relationship with your parents?
- 02: Who did you last say “I love you” to?
- 03: Do you regret anything?
- 04: Are you insecure?
- 05: What is your relationship status?
- 06: How do you want to die?
- 07: What did you last eat?
- 08: Played any sports?
- 09: Do you bite your nails?
- 10: When was your last physical fight?
- 11: Do you like someone?
- 12: Have you ever stayed up 48 hours?
- 13: Do you hate anyone at the moment?
- 14: Do you miss someone?
- 15: Have any pets?
- 16: How exactly are you feeling at the moment?
- 17: Ever made out in the bathroom?
- 18: Are you scared of spiders?
- 19: Would you go back in time if you were given the chance?
- 20: Where was the last place you snogged someone?
- 21: What are your plans for this weekend?
- 22: Do you want to have kids? How many?
- 23: Do you have piercings? How many?
- 24: What is/are/were your best subject(s)?
- 25: Do you miss anyone from your past?
- 26: What are you craving right now?
- 27: Have you ever broken someone’s heart?
- 28: Have you ever been cheated on?
- 29: Have you made a boyfriend/girlfriend cry?
- 30: What’s irritating you right now?
- 31: Does somebody love you?
- 32: What is your favourite color?
- 33: Do you have trust issues?
- 34: Who/what was your last dream about?
- 35: Who was the last person you cried in front of?
- 36: Do you give out second chances too easily?
- 37: Is it easier to forgive or forget?
- 38: Is this year the best year of your life?
- 39: How old were you when you had your first kiss?
- 40: Have you ever walked outside completely naked?
- 51: Favourite food?
- 52: Do you believe everything happens for a reason?
- 53: What is the last thing you did before you went to bed last night?
- 54: Is cheating ever okay?
- 55: Are you mean?
- 56: How many people have you fist fought?
- 57: Do you believe in true love?
- 58: Favourite weather?
- 59: Do you like the snow?
- 60: Do you wanna get married?
- 61: Is it cute when a boy/girl calls you baby?
- 62: What makes you happy?
- 63: Would you change your name?
- 64: Would it be hard to kiss the last person you kissed?
- 65: Your best friend of the opposite sex likes you, what do you do?
- 66: Do you have a friend of the opposite sex who you can act your complete self around?
- 67: Who was the last person of the opposite sex you talked to?
- 68: Who’s the last person you had a deep conversation with?
- 69: Do you believe in soulmates?
- 70: Is there anyone you would die for?
